Putting the M(me) in miracle

I had always thought that when everything in life went sideways, i'd launch a church, be a pastor or maybe even a bishop. An alternative, a backup plan of sorts. But it looks like the jig's up. Seeds have been sown, miracles have been sold, the fools have been duped and prayers have been...well...NOT answered.

How to successully open and run a business 101: Church edition. Lessons learnt? 

1.Always give your fellow conmen their dues or they will screw you in the backside. 

2.Never accept fault!Always blame it on the devil!

It is just very unfortunate that millions,maybe thousand follow these "prophets" to get miracles. Give away their hard earned money just to get a little hope in life or miracles.

A miracle is when that single mother puts her kids through school only off the nyanya and veggies she sells. It is that kid who got an accident, lost a hand but still somehow learnt to use the other hand and passed her exams.

Don't expect Jesus to come down and multiply bread and fish for you...because He won't. But what he will do is wake you up every morning, give you great health, four limbs for you to get out there and bake your own. Or just cause a Superloaf truck to crash.

Impossible as it may seem, we are the authors of our own miracles. You want a job? Don't sow a seed. Go to school, get your papers in order, apply for it. That is your miracle. For sure they don't come easy. I believe Jesus multiplied the bread after guys had followed Him for some time, maybe 4pm...a whole day. Turned water into wine after the wedding's wine was over. I am not saying you should eat bread or drink wine...All I am saying, they all took time. But at the end, looking back, you realise it was worth your while.

What I want

The only thing that really describes a human being being just as it is, a human being are the wants. Everyone wants something if not everything. Some may want a promotion to be CEO, others may want a job while most just do anything they come across just to get by the day....get something for the next day. Basic needs...Human wants. If only wishes were horses...
I also want many things. Top of my priority list, I want a girlfriend. Yes, you read it correct..a girl. But not just any lipstick wearing, ice cream eating booty shaking girls around the city. In my mind I picture a superwoman with all this specs laid out, ofcourse minus the superstrength and ability to fly.
I want a story teller. I want a girl who I can have long conversations for hours and hours without once ever posing to think of what to write. Either meaningful or pointless. I want a girl who will not say 'hi' and after i reply, i get '...'. A girl who we tell each other all our secrets and never once fear it getting out there because she will always have my back.
I want a smart girl who understands life. Who has all her priorities planned. One who knows all the right words to say in every predicament. One who knows other words apart from the usual 'aaww'. Cause, frankly it doesn't really fit in every conversation.
A girl who does not mind to get a share a plate of fries at a casual restaurant. A girl who appreciates the little efforts i put in, getting her a one two hundred shilling necklace for her birthday and wears it with all the sass in the world.
One who understands that life is never easy. Stands by me in the hard times...knowing that when things get better...when they do...I will get her the whole world.

p.s. every man
      ok most men
      but maybe only me